1) Apparently, all you have to do to throw off the facial recognition software that protects us from identity theft or worse, is smile:

The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles is restricting glasses, hats, scarves — and even smiles — in driver’s license photographs. The new rules imposed last month were deemed necessary so that facial recognition software can spot fraudulent license applications, said BMV spokesman Dennis Rosebrough.

And then he had the gall to spin it as an improvement, since it would be horrible to admit that humans had done a better job:

The new technology represents an advancement of what the BMV already was doing, Rosebrough said. BMV employees always have looked at the old photo of a person to see if it looked like the person seeking a new license.

FAIL.

2) I was at a local video store yesterday, trying to rent a video using Anna Lisa’s account. I gave the cashier her phone number and name, and he said he’d have to call her to verify that it was okay for me to rent on her account. When she didn’t pick up, I offered to call her on my cell phone (in case she wasn’t picking up the call from an unknown number), and the cashier said, “okay, yeah, just ask her if it’s okay and then you can tell me what she said.”

FAIL.