Please don't use "itch" as a transitive verb
Even though it's apparently technically legitimate, one of my biggest pet peeves is the use of the word "itch" as a verb, as in "he itched the bug bite". Blech. I double over and cringe in disgust. You scratch a bug bite, or an itch, or anything similar. You don't itch it. The itch is what you scratch. If you can just follow that one simple request, we'll get along fine.
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AARGH! I know exactly what you mean! I hate it when people say "itch a scratch", it drives me nuts!
You know what else I can't stand? When people say "Hey, can you borrow me that?"
What? What the hell are you trying to say? NO, I can't borrow you that, but I might have LENT it to you, and you might have borrowed it FROM me, if you hadn't spoken like a nimrod! AARGH!
*whew* ok got that out of my system. Thanks Chris for enabling my little tantrum, I appreciate it. I'll see if I can muster the strength to email you one of these days. (Actually, that's not much of an exageration, I've been wicked sick for over a month now. Hey, did I just say "wicked"?...AARGH!)